Ich bin ein Berliner (ozonebaby) wrote,
Ich bin ein Berliner
ozonebaby

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Where's the money, Lebowski??

meI NEED A CATERER AND A FLORIST!!
        I'm starting to get anxious!
        what are you doing saturday?
        Sent at 1:16 PM on Thursday
NormanWhat happened to the one you had?
                  If you had one.
 mei never HAD one to begin with. 
         i've got potential caterers and florists!!!!
         Sent at 1:38 PM on Thursday
 NormanYou're being very un-Dude.




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methat floral arrangement really tied the room together, did it not?
Norman
Am I expected to pay every time someone .... micturates on a bouquet in this fair city? Well, sir, am I?
mereal men also sneeze.
NormanYou pull a pistil out on the lanes and I'll teak it away, stick it up your aster and pull the twigger until it goes "snap" dragon.....slow day
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The Dude: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say...
Walter Sobchak: That fucking bitch...
The Dude: Oh yeah!
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
Donny: What the fuck is he talking about, Dude?
What's wrong with Walter, Dude?
You're like a lost child who wonders into a theather
LOL, greeeeeat movie.
Sweetie, dear, I've always heard positive things about you. Also, I've never seen the Great Lebowski.

But, damnit, your mother has walked into a bedroom and discovered me wrapped up in a shawl on a bed adapting to a) California temperatures after the UK in February; b) that strange bizarre witchcraft known as aircon; and c) jetlag; and she has handled it all in her classic manner (trust me, it takes superb manners to climb into bed with a snoring Irishwoman - ask my husband sometime).

And the whole point of this is that I don't care about the analogy. Your mom is not Steve Buscemi, good actor though he is. Your mom is George Clooney.

Honestly, children these days...
But is she Steve Buscemi PLAYING THE ROLE OF George Clooney? Hahaha. :)

Hahah, plus, she quotes Donny far to often. LOL
"Phone's ringin', Dude!"
"THANK YOU DONNY."

Heee, Mom is funny.

But is she Steve Buscemi PLAYING THE ROLE OF George Clooney?

No she is not. At the most she is George Clooney playing the role of Steve Buscemi.

Repeat after me: "Mom is gorgeous, Mom is wonderful. I don't know what I'd do without Mom's example."

a) cos you're getting married and the only thing worse than pissing off an Irish mother of the bride is pissing off a Southern mother of the bride; and

b) because until the world describes you as "wafting through conventions like Melanie Wilkes on a mercy mission until you get close enough to hear what she says", you haven't achieved your full potential in life.

I'll never achieve that description. People take one look at me and know I'm a bitch. Your mother, on the other hand, now owes me half a dozen margaritas. Which is always good.