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Sunday, April 19th, 2009
10:16 am - still alive
i swear i'm still here.  i read this every day, but never have anything of substance to say.  i need to start updating more........

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Saturday, November 1st, 2008
8:28 am
Quick update:

New puppy, Miss Bella:

She's a little ball of energy with razor teeth and she likes to try to chew on my toes.  But she nuzzles up to my neck at night, which is effing precious.

Still working at the bank. Applied for a more lucrative position at said bank.

Chris and Luke are participating in "Teach a Friend to Homebrew Day".  My dad's coming over to observe.

Um.....I'm boring.

Not much of an update if there isn't anything new to report, huh?

current mood: okay

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Friday, October 10th, 2008
5:58 pm - RIP Little Dog ??? - 10/8/2008
My baby died on Wednesday.  There's a hole in my soul.

current mood: devastated

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Saturday, September 20th, 2008
7:45 pm - photo
take a picture of yourself right now.
don't change your clothes
don't fix your hair...just take a picture.
post that picture with NO editing.
post these instructions with your picture

Those are Liza's fingers......

current mood: pissed off

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Sunday, July 6th, 2008
10:42 am - Movie meme!
Entertainment Weekly's list of the top movies of the last 25 years.
Go through their list and BOLD the ones you have seen and underline the ones you own on video or DVD.

I don't own anything on DVD, really, so I didn't bother underlining any of them.  LOL

current mood: groggy

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Monday, June 23rd, 2008
7:24 am - oh george!

GEORGE, I LOVE YOU!!@@!#%$#@!$

current mood: DEVASTATED

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Tuesday, June 10th, 2008
10:17 pm - update or something of that nature
got married
honeymooned in florida
bought a house
desperately trying to sell my jeep (in vain)
chris bought me a laptop
i'm taking accounting
i made an A on my first test woo
working late everyday to make up for time missed in class
rob and karen got hitched!
mom has an awesome job, of which i'm incredibly jealous
discovered pandora.com which is also awesomel.

here are some pictures. pics of the house to come, after i actually take them:
i saw your pretty picturesCollapse )

current mood: drained

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Wednesday, May 7th, 2008
11:41 pm
All hail MY MOM, for doth it is her birthday!

I even stole my husband's Blackberry to post this PSA.

Love you, Ma.

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Monday, April 28th, 2008
7:06 pm - mrs. mcneece

current mood: hungry

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Monday, January 7th, 2008
9:20 pm - do you really think they blew up the death star?
chris and i are on a "lost" marathon.  at least until i pass the eff out.
matt and i are going to the gym at 515am every day this week.
we're gonna be so buff.
i've got pasta salad for lunch tomorrow.
my job at the bank is going swimmingly.
i'm a little taken aback on how nice everyone is.....
lindsey came up for last weekend. 
it was great.
i wish she was here.
she groomed my puppy, and he has a badass mohawk.
he looks like a little hyena!

ok, that's all.

current mood: sleepy

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Friday, December 28th, 2007
5:35 pm - LOL
Everybody needs a glass of water today
to chase the hate away.
You know you've got company coming over,
so you scrub extra hard.

And everybody needs somebody to love
before it's too late..... it's too late

Don't nobody wanna grow old & alone

Everybody needs someone to rub their shoulders,
scratch their dandruff.
And everybody needs to quit actin' hard and shit,
before you get your ass whooped
I'll slap the fuck out ya!


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Monday, December 17th, 2007
5:29 am - new shoes
I start Trustmark today!  I'm pretty excited about it.  So much so, that I couldn't sleep past 415am, so I've been up since then.  Boooo.  I'm meeting Dad for a sushi lunch, and that'll be awesome, too.

In addition to the awesomeness, Chris's granny gave me a pair of fucking fab knee-high boots that I am so totally in love with.  Also, she gave me a tailored, knee length red wool coat, which wins as well. 

I need to buy some new dress pants, and I'm gonna bitch and whine about this as usual.  Look, I'm not that tall, and I like to think that I am about the same height as the AVERAGE woman.  So why, do tell, is it that the pants length "Average" looks more like it's got a 35 inch inseam?  That, my friends, is NOT normal.  They should change it from "Average" to "Amazon", to be more on target.  That said, Old Navy in Dogwood doesn't seem to carry any dress pants that aren't "average" leg length, so I'm probably going to have to order them online which is a big pain in my ass.  /end bitching

I saw I Am Legend on Friday with Liza and Matt.  I thought it was great, though completely and utterly heartbreaking in the middle.  I, for one, thought the zombies were fucking terrifying, and I had legitimate nightmares about them for two nights.  I can't find an image of them for your reference, which is probably a good thing.  *runs and hides*

current mood: awake

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Thursday, December 13th, 2007
1:45 pm - Where's the money, Lebowski??
        I'm starting to get anxious!
        what are you doing saturday?
        Sent at 1:16 PM on Thursday
NormanWhat happened to the one you had?
                  If you had one.
 mei never HAD one to begin with. 
         i've got potential caterers and florists!!!!
         Sent at 1:38 PM on Thursday
 NormanYou're being very un-Dude.


methat floral arrangement really tied the room together, did it not?
Am I expected to pay every time someone .... micturates on a bouquet in this fair city? Well, sir, am I?
mereal men also sneeze.
NormanYou pull a pistil out on the lanes and I'll teak it away, stick it up your aster and pull the twigger until it goes "snap" dragon.....slow day

current mood: stressed

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Saturday, December 8th, 2007
1:06 pm - Planet Unicorn, heyyyy

current mood: devious

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Friday, November 23rd, 2007
7:26 pm - LOL, the man I'm going to marry.
He's a little silly.

current mood: happy

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Friday, October 12th, 2007
1:04 pm - i miss dead like me
Mason: We're going to play a little Hallowe'en game. Now, I'm going to ask you a question and you're going to answer me. If you get it right, you win a dollar, if you get it wrong, I get all your candy. All right? Right. What original member of the Rolling Stones croaked whilst having a drowning accident?
Kids: Mick Jagger?
Mason: No, he's kind of alive and still touring.
Kids: Keith Moon?
Mason: No, that's the fucking Who.
Kids: Who?
Mason: The Who! It was Brian Jones, now hand over the candy. Now piss off. I partied with him and I reaped him, *yes*!
Rube: Stealing candy from children. Challenging.

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Friday, September 14th, 2007
2:18 am - Me too! I want to do it!
1. Go to http://www.careercruising.com.
2. Put in Username: nycareers, Password: landmark.
3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
4. Post the top fifteen results.

1. Management Consultant
OK, this kind of makes sense. I think I'd be good at this.

2. Operations Research Analyst
I have no idea what this is.

3. Costume Designer
AWESOME. Too bad I'd suck at it.

4. Set Designer
Now this one looks like fun.

5. Personal Financial Planner
Sounds interesting, though I don't know much about it. "No, sir, I have no experience but I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in."

6. Research Analyst (Financial)
What is a research analyst? Because this place really seems to think I need to be one.

7. Logistics Specialist

8. Money Manager

9. Economic Development Officer

10. Economist

11. Special Effects Technician

12. Vending Machine Servicer
WHAT?!! Well, that's out of left field.

13. Desktop Publisher

14. Sign Maker

15. Fashion Designer
Make it work!

I especially like number 31: Magician.

current mood: amused

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Wednesday, August 8th, 2007
6:34 pm - Hey guys, I'm totally engaged!!
It's true! Here's proof!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

In true blogger fashion, more pictures to come!

current mood: ecstatic

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Monday, August 6th, 2007
3:08 pm - From Best of Craig's List
Found in Best of Craig’s List
No, this is not me, but rest assured this is something I'd do if someone had the audacity to get out of their car and accost me at a red light:

So, driving home from work today I have some fuckwad tailing me, just banging on the horn. I look in my rear view and it is some dork in a BMW or Mercedes or some other overpriced piece of shit. I can see dude's veins bulging in his forehead and literally I can see the specks of saliva splashing off the windshield and he is LEAAAANNNNNING over the steering wheel yelling at me as if this was going to help me hear him better.

By the looks of him, he is a pretty big dude. So, unluckily for me, I have to stop at a light. At this point, my girlfriend is kind of freaking out. I am probably, 5-7 or 5-8 with my hair standing up and don't weigh much more than a buck fifty, maybe 60 after a big meal. Never been much of a fighter, didn't really have to. I have to say, it kind of freaked me out. So, of course Mr Testosterone has to get out of his car and confront me. Like I said, he looked big, and when he got beside me, unfortunately again for me, he was probably 6-2 and maybe 200-220. Dressed in a pretty sharp suit with no jacket and his tie loosened. Probably had a pretty bad day as he proceeded to call me everything but an english speaking white man. On and on, if I was to get out of the car he'd beat my ass blah blah blah. Finally he called me a little cocksucker and then he told my GF that I was a bitch. LOL. The old bitch card.

So, I continued to look straight ahead, I rolled my window down, maybe a 1/3, not quite half and asked him if he was having a bad day. Without warning, Road Rage Guy punches at me. Fucking longest light in the history of Vancouver right here...sadly for him, his big fucking mitt hit most of my window--shaking his hand he yelled for me to get out of the car--LOL, here is where it gets funny.

I am still looking straight over my steering wheel. He takes one step closer to the car to open it as the light changes. Again, sadly for this fucking meathead, I had already locked the door, still looking ahead, I lunge through my partially opened window, grab him by his tie and pull him towards my car, frantically I rolled up my window and hit the gas, dragging this fuckwad through the intersection--have you ever seen a cursing, swearing salesman do a sidestep at 15 KM/H? I am still kind of laughing, and of course my GF thinks it is hilarious--I am still a little pissed off that I didn't hit 30 and drag this fucking monkey through the streets of Vancouver.

So, if you were the dork that assaulted me, too bad you are a such dick head, but I sincerely hope that you have another tie and pair of dress shoes, those shoes have to be scuffed the fuck up. I do admire your agility at running beside my car doing cross overs. Your football training probably saved your life.

Source: Best of Craig's List

current mood: impressed

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Thursday, August 2nd, 2007
4:18 pm - fun times at work.
LIZA: so i found out a secret about //name withdrawn// who works here
JAIME: ooh, what?
LIZA: so, i'm here on his computer, since we got a new employee and
she took my computer cable. i didn't make a fuss, i just moved into an
empty office
JAIME: kiddie porn!!!
LIZA: and i was getting on facebook, and ya know when you start typing
an address, it will come up with recent addresses that start with
those letters?
JAIME: yeah
LIZA: well, when i typed in www.fa
i was prompted to visit www.famouspornstars.com
and i was like ZOMG
and i thought maybe it was just an accident he made
and then when i was going to addictinggames.com, i was prompted to
visit addictedtodick.com
i just... sat here.... speechless
Wait! There's more!Collapse )

current mood: amused

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